I have had a hard time getting back to posting lately because I can’t take any more screen time, and I usually post on my work lap top. Seeing as I just closed it after coaching another student through tech confusion at 8:15PM, I cannot open that lid again. Hence, I am typing this on my phone. Yes, a screen, but not my WORK screen.
So, naturally, this post is dedicated to screens.
The many sentences I either already say or anticipate saying soon and often:
Can you see my screen?
Can you share your screen with me?
Let me split my screen.
My screen is too dark.
My screen is too bright.
My screen is too small.
I need another screen.
Blur your screen background.
Change your screen background.
But don’t change your screen background to anything inappropriate.
Can you ever have too many screens these days?
I need a break from my screen.
I’m going blind from staring at my screen all day.
Sentences I’d rather be saying with the word “screen”:
I think I need to apply more sunscreen under this healing, coastal Portuguese sun.
Make sure you close the screen door AND the main door so bears don’t get in way out here in the middle of wine country.
You can barely make out the prison where DJ Trump is serving multiple life sentences without parole on the TV screen.
And I think it’s time I say, “Goodnight, Gracie” before this just gets weirder and weirder. Shutting off the screen now.
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