The COVID Smackdown

Hey, there, bright-eyed teacher. So, you think you’re starting to figure out this concurrent dealeo? That’s a nice little gooseneck camera you got there. It’s cute how you can show your classroom to your kids at home. Say, that’s an impressive bucket of wipes. You must kills tons of germs with those. And can I just say, “Wow.” Those plexiglass shields for your in-person kiddos are so. darn. clever. This room just oozes safety.

Yeah, so, here’s the thing. Remember that charming class you wrote about last week? You know, the ones who chatted, joked, and made you feel like a human teacher again? Well, one of those darlings tested positive, and you’re going to need to shut this party down. Go ahead and grab your stuff, and hightail it back to your living room for a few days. Don’t call them; they’ll call you.

When people ask who sent you home, tell them Rona did. Catch ya later, for sure.